This will always be funny to me.
how do you even
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
what is wrong with pugs.
i mean that in the best way possible.
This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.
THIS IS THE BEST
LOOK AT THEM GO
their hops are so cute and tiny
Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
OMG I’M SO DONE
The dog’s just like…… dafuq?
I’m so done
I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing
uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you