dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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1:05   4-24-14   60,850 notes

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

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1:05   4-24-14   419,365 notes

megidoparty:

foreverpurity:

burloire:

bowtied:

digimage:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I understand this reference

Oh! Bird puns!
Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.
So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

….a pinion.

FUCK

LOL

IT GOT BETTER

megidoparty:

foreverpurity:

burloire:

bowtied:

digimage:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I understand this reference

Oh! Bird puns!

Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.

So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

image

….a pinion.

FUCK

LOL

IT GOT BETTER

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1:04   4-24-14   161,847 notes

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

(Source: lolgifs.net, via versus-mode)

1:21   4-23-14   102,063 notes

katemonsterful:

pleatedjeans:

20 Adorable Animals Caught Stealing

just for that last gif….omg.

22:54   4-22-14   6,147 notes

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs, via jellytier)

17:21   4-22-14   143,795 notes

caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

caramelcheese:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bubblegumbottlecaps:

grawly:

deathclaw:

wHAT

What

W H A T

WAIT W H A T

WHAT WHAT WHAT

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15:57   4-22-14   58,810 notes

http://jellytier.tumblr.com/post/83467801373

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

20:39   4-21-14   52,655 notes

ravenhallow:

keystonecougar:

nipahdubs:

Male Cruella De Vil is now finished (with Fur coat!) based on SakimiChans design.

Love

image

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20:15   4-21-14   26,272 notes

pallet-town-julie-brown:

bankuei:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

The worst one is the person on their phone at the top of the escalator standing there.

I need the gif that shows someone giving a Tony Jaa flying knee to the back of folks’ heads when they do stupid shit like this.

Son , this should be an infomercial that plays on mta every 10 minutes

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14:23   4-21-14   40,685 notes

jetgreguar:

spookypark:

are you ever just like

image

sometimes

(Source: thalassiq, via hotfox69)

14:10   4-21-14   17,226 notes

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

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14:10   4-21-14   418,090 notes

thisiswhytheinternetwascreated:

Unintentionally sexually suggestive cartoons. This is why the Internet was created.

(Source: sobadsogood.com, via perchpins)

12:43   4-21-14   282,326 notes

zethofhyrule:

…And I thought Link liked Mario…

(via paintscroll)

12:43   4-21-14   237,222 notes

ittygittydiddynator:

maridah:

kawaiislutface:

actual badass makoto kino aka sailor jupiter

if ur into sailor moon and u dont like her we cant be friends

A photoset that perfectly expresses Maplebunnie

Eternal swooning over Makoto.

(Source: twilightshards, via perchpins)

12:41   4-21-14   17,190 notes